Feeling... poetic.

Today, I've decided to express myself through poetry. Ehm......

...like kicking a cane from under an elderly human

... like taking away a baby's favorite binkey

... like taking candy from a child

... like watching your house burn down

... like losing your favorite sweater

... like finding out Santa Clause isn't real

... like a completely psychotic ex boyfriend begging for someone to take them back

Like losing your best friend (and no I don't mean my husband) only, it's not LIKE losing her if you ACTUALLY ARE.  

That's how I feel today.  

PS. there isn't something I "always say" about this situation other than "I hate it"

THE END.

The Fault in Our Stars.

So, this isn't exactly a book review----- in fact, it's not at all.

  

I just wanted to let everyone know (yes, all my fans) that you should read The Fault in Our Stars by John Green. 

 I read it in 3 sittings! AND a pretty cool part is, I hear it's going to be a movie this year!

And it was romantic, hilarious and tragic all in one.  Some pages Bryan would ask me why the heck I'm laughing and then sometimes I would have to read it and cry when Bryan was already asleep.  

I can't describe it. 

 "My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations"- John Green

All I'm saying is, if you're looking for a good read check it out.  

but like I always say… "“You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world...but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices.” 

Okay obviously I'm not that profound- but doesn't that make you want to read it more?

Wife-y

Can I just say... Ever since I got married, every human treats me like I'm a 59 year old who never has fun? It was only a few mere months ago I was eating at Dennys  at 2 am and doing young and hip people things, but ever since the recent Warner movement I've been permanently renamed "least fun friend".

 A friendly reminder: I'm still the young and fresh faced fun friend you once had. 

Also, ever since I've been married, people treat me like I'm a mom; aka like since I got a ring on it I magically know ever answer to every question on the planet like real moms. NEWS FLASH PEEPS: I'm a wife, not a mom. Aka if you don't know, ask Google- because I don't know. (but i do wish i knew)

Third- the perk of this is I think some people take me more seriously now. Like since I'm a MRS maybe I'm more smart and mature and cook anything. Maybe I'm more mature and smart, maybe I'm not. However I will tell you know I haven't learned to cook almost anything since I've been married- that doesn't come as naturally as it should. I've learned a lot being married, cooking just isn't one. 
  
PS: Sorry everyone judged us for combining our Facebook. We have our reasons, but just to clear some air--I know so many situations where exes have reconnected on Facebook, and its stupid. and YES, I trust my husband but NO, I don't necessarily trust other people.  
but more importantly, having an account or anything separate from your husband is even stupider. 


I've tried being single.  and I've tried being married.  and personally, I like being married more.

but like I always say... "We are still fun you know, so... HUP (hit us up)"